Nobody does.

Dictionary.com defines "culture shock" as: 

a state of bewilderment and distress experienced by an individual

who is suddenly exposed to a new, strange or foreign 

social and cultural environment. 

I have learned from experience that culture shock comes in waves...

You never really get over culture shock when you are living outside your own culture. 

Everything is just different. 

Especially for this California girl who moved to South Korea.

It's true, there are some things that you just end up getting used to. 

For example, I will probably seem very rude if I ever move back the States

because I will never say "God bless you" after people sneeze, 

I will yell loudly to beckon my waiter to come take my order 

and I will never say "Excuse me" after bumping into someone at the grocery store

but instead just continue to plow right through them towards the check out. 

I will also seem very strange because I will hand everyone everything with two hands,

 bow my head to folks multiples times during conversations,  

and cross the street boldly whenever I please, regardless of crosswalk or walk sign. 

I digress. 

Something I will never get used to (and never stop giggling about)

 is the hilarious use of the English language here in Asia.  

Here is just a sampling of  some of the funnies we've sneaked photos of: 

And lastly, my personal favorite: 

There's so much funny English around here! 
And the thing about it is is that no one here seems to notice or mind. 
I have seen so many Korean people walking around 
(on the street, in plain sight!)
wearing clothing with ridiculous, hilarious, and sometimes even
disgusting and offensive English words plastered all over them. 
Even those that do speak great English will follow the trend 
of not noticing what their shirt says. 
My old manager (who has FANTASTIC English and has lived in the States) 
allowed her 8 year old SON to run around wearing a trendy t-shirt that read: 
"Romantic Girl." 


I rest my case. 


The other day, while sipping lattes at the Bux, the hubby and I saw
the best Korean t-shirt EVER. 
This t-shirt answers every question I've ever had about why
Koreans will wear all this crazy English: 

We had to be sneaky and snapped a blurry photo, so if you can't make it out, it reads: 

"Nobody gives a sh*t. 

And now, it all makes sense.